Machine-assisted translation. The original Russian publication is linked below.
There is a joke that the son of a Jew had come to marry and his father offered him help. My son said he could handle it himself. The father replied, “What if she was Rockefeller’s daughter?” Then I agree. A Jew calls Rockefeller and says, Does your daughter need a husband? No, the one says, she's still young. What if he is the…